Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Monday, July 21, 2008

38. Batman

Joker and Dark Knight,
diff'rent sides of the same coin.
Can good beat evil?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

36. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Part II

Are you kidding me?
Steven, what were you thinking,
green lighting this crap.

35. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Old-looking Indy...
commies, aliens, and ants—
summer's worst movie.

Monday, July 7, 2008

32. Get Smart

Shoe phone. Double cross.
Eighty-six duels KAOS.
Last note never sounds.

31. Kung Fu Panda

Po—Dragon Master
learns Kung-fu chasing dumplings.
Awesomeness—no charge.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

2. IronMan

Gold suit, red highlights.
"Yeah, I can fly." Save Pepper.
Defeat the villain.